Streets behind, man. Streets behind.

Streets behind, man. Streets behind.

Fred Willard saying unfunny things and then acting like he expects to
be accepted and appreciated for them is inherently way, way, way better
than Chevy Chase.  I like Chase as Pierce, but now that I think about it, Fred Willard was practically made for that role.

Fred Willard saying unfunny things and then acting like he expects to
be accepted and appreciated for them is inherently way, way, way better
than Chevy Chase.  I like Chase as Pierce, but now that I think about it, Fred Willard was practically made for that role.

Siblings never forget that kind of thing.  I used to think my sister was keeping a list of all the times I didn't clean my hair out of the shower drain somewhere, because any time we'd get in an arguement, she'd manage to pull out the exact days I'd left the shower dirty.

Siblings never forget that kind of thing.  I used to think my sister was keeping a list of all the times I didn't clean my hair out of the shower drain somewhere, because any time we'd get in an arguement, she'd manage to pull out the exact days I'd left the shower dirty.

@avclub-17e505346d7f670dced5d85e72f32ab2:disqus, that line was the hardest I've laughed at a post-season 8 line from the Simpsons.

@avclub-17e505346d7f670dced5d85e72f32ab2:disqus, that line was the hardest I've laughed at a post-season 8 line from the Simpsons.

In my experience, if you're doing anything in an Aldi other than asking for directions to the exit your life sucks.

In my experience, if you're doing anything in an Aldi other than asking for directions to the exit your life sucks.

Jane's Addiction in general hasn't aged very well, but Been Caught Stealing is a uniquely inexplicable part of pop culture history.  It's stylized so heavily into an aesthetic that just doesn't exist anymore that I can't imagine anyone who wasn't around for the 90s ever getting drawn to it for any reason besides its…

Jane's Addiction in general hasn't aged very well, but Been Caught Stealing is a uniquely inexplicable part of pop culture history.  It's stylized so heavily into an aesthetic that just doesn't exist anymore that I can't imagine anyone who wasn't around for the 90s ever getting drawn to it for any reason besides its…

Speaking of punk bands, how is there not a Dead Kennedys song about shop lifting?  I was running through their albums on my computer, and it just doesn't seem right that they never wrote a song valorizing poor people stealing things.

Speaking of punk bands, how is there not a Dead Kennedys song about shop lifting?  I was running through their albums on my computer, and it just doesn't seem right that they never wrote a song valorizing poor people stealing things.

What does this mean?

What does this mean?

I avidly post sarcastic nonsense on a pop culture website with a username that barely masks my genuine disappointment with the life choices I've made.

I avidly post sarcastic nonsense on a pop culture website with a username that barely masks my genuine disappointment with the life choices I've made.

That might be my favorite episode of Tim and Eric for virtue of how perfect the transitions are, like where they go high contrast before they cut or the entire theme song sequence.  They're so spot on at capturing that abrasive, manufactured aesthetic of youth oriented TV that it almost stops being parody at a few…

That might be my favorite episode of Tim and Eric for virtue of how perfect the transitions are, like where they go high contrast before they cut or the entire theme song sequence.  They're so spot on at capturing that abrasive, manufactured aesthetic of youth oriented TV that it almost stops being parody at a few…