What movie was it though that's the whole point of this article oh my god

I know everybody's fixated on broiness these days, but attending anti-rape rallies to impress girls is really what the new college pick up culture is.

Heh, this one time, I was on a date, and we- it was with a girl and everything, and she was really into me, and it- I mean, so we went to see this little movie called Eraserhead (a personal favorite of mine, because I love challenging art), and about halfway through, she- this girl, who went on the date with me- gets…

I saw SoS not long after it came out and when I was still young enough to see anything that severe as being serious business, but the more I think back to it, the more I seem to remember an awful lot of that movie as straddling the line between serious drama and unintentional comedy.  There's a scene in that where a…

That's weird, have you tried telling girls any good Dawes jokes?

At least they're not that great to begin with.

Was it difficult breaking it off with her?

I saw Return of the King right when it came out on a blind date, which is an awesome movie but a lousy first date. When the movie finally, finally ended, we were both exhausted from sitting in a theater for three hours and forty minutes and the endless cavalcade of fake endings.   I think we both just said good night…

Yeah, my reply to this thread was just going to be "BOOOOOOOOO!"

I'm not especially interested in any of those bands, but I also don't dislike any of them.  I really do like music, but I don't know when everything there's buzz about became entirely meh with me.

Seriously, Matt Lurkin?

I think Kurt was probably spending more time arguing with Dave over whether they should buy enough gas to get to the next gig or enough hot dogs to not go hungry than he was fucking groupies.

I'm not even sure the band is broke or if this is just their self deprecating sense of humor.  The idea that The Melvins would have any right asking ten grand for that is pretty laughable, and Buzz and Dale are obviously aware of that.  I see this more as a wink from the band to anyone who's in on the joke.

Yeah, it works on two levels.  What the eff, @avclub-be1b7e6180e2f3d1ed9dfb678327deab:disqus?

So wait, exactly which Native American tribe dresses like that?  The Crow, you say?  And the Crow wore crows on their heads?  That doesn't sound right to me, but I guess Depp would know better than I would.

"No see, it's brilliant because she's an American, and it's also referencing how big city Americans feel like fishes out of water in the burbs, and it…oh wait, that is bad."

Which is to say nothing of his comically huge dick.

Ah-so, you rika da Ken Marino?

It's music that like tailor made for sex because it's bland enough to fade into background noise after like two tracks and it's so uninteresting that no matter how uninteresting the sex is, the music is guaranteed to be even less interesting than it.

Fiona Apple just Graduated from the Lobsters 1 college of Capital letters.