I clicked the link, read the disclaimer, realized I wasn't going to hear Steve Albini, and was out.

Money on the table, this is the best pun I'll read today.

That's not what your mom said last night.

Nooooope.

No one on this streets-behind board, certainly.

So wait, children's television star Melissa Joan Hart has been a nihilist, Nazi, and a witch?  Has anyone alerted Fox News?  In the time they've been jumping at the shadows of socialist Muppets, the real thing has been going down in the 1990's.

Man, having children really does change things.

I'm about halfway through this, and for as relentlessly awful as a decent amount of this is, it's a strangely thought provoking piece of pop cultural history.  There's something pretty striking about how gloomy all of this is given that Clarissa was sort of the Miley Cyrus of yesteryear.  I was a little kid during the…

I have trouble assessing whether or not [AS] is or isn't a state of decline because it's essentially media for teenagers looking to differentiate themselves from the media they're used to.  I think [AS] shows either succeed or fail on the basis of how well they do that rather than how well they create thought…

I'm tired of this will they/won't they nonsense.  India/Pakistan is like everything I hate about New Girl on the scale of widespread nuclear annihilation.

Second Place is first loser!!!

Cookie Monster is a pretty solid dude.  I've also thought Jennifer Connelly would be a wonderful dinner guest. Spiderman, I guess.

What?! There's nothing offensive about Temple of Doom, excepting for how the British Colonial Government were cast as the good guys who rescue Indiana Jones from the savage, monkey brain eating natives who pray to false, murderous idols and use child slavery and-

Just out of curiosity, how invisible were the migrant workers in Qatar when you were there?  I read an ethnography about the Indian laborers Qatar business people import en masse years ago, and I've always wondered how out of sight and out of mind they were in a place with super polished looking cities.

I'd be pretty surprised if that would matter.  I think Americans have a vague notion that Pakistan is mountainous, but I'm guessing the ordinary person on the street wouldn't know that Pakistan doesn't look like the Sahara.

Oh man, I just remembered I haven't watched The Office yet today!  Thanks, @avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus!

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You'll have to speak up, I'm deaf to nuance. Also I take offense at the idea that I don't already know everything I need to about everyone else. Also I might not care.

What's the issue between India and Pakistan?  They're all Arabic, for Pete's sake!

Album of the Year Grammy  winners sell out, collide with mainstream!!