I'm sure that there's a way to be both.  Sure, the living might be mostly concerned with how to reduce the size of and inefficient bureaucracy and ensuring a good future for our children, and the dead might be concerned with the temporary euphoria of feasting on the living soul of a human being, but I'm sure there's…

Anything with dragons, Dixiecrats, or magic talismans is kiddie bullshit!

Watch as our greatest president consumes titanic quantities of StarCraft fan fic!

It's what Lincoln would have wanted.

Wait, was there actually a graphic novel about Edgar Allen Poe hunting vampires?  I always assumed that was made up for the purposes of the show.

Probably hunting vampires in the streets of Old Baltimore. 

Remember when Party Down made fun of the idea of a vampire hunting Lincoln, and now several years later it's something that's come to life?

I'm all of a sudden cast into a terrible doubt about the authenticity of several grade school masturbation fantasies.

Is that what happened, @avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus?  I totally tuned out during Sunday School.

Well that's a butt load darker than the spooky ghost story I was anticipating.

Yor the man now, dōg!

Yeah, exactly.  I'm not sure how to say this without sounding like a jag off, but the episodes of the show I saw never really appealed to me because my extended family was more or less functional (or at least seemed that way at 14) so the show always seemed mean spirited rather than relatable to me.

Nah, I'm not implicating you, we all know you don't give a shit.  I'm just making a general observation about the state of the hipster union.

*Keeps finger in the page, reads both options to see which outcome is better

@avclub-ba51e6158bcaf80fd0d834950251e693:disqus, a couple of Google searches haven't turned up anything, and I'm a sucker for this kind of thing.  What are smoke children?

What in the…

Great, so how well do you think this would translate into a Twilight-esque saga?  Are there Malaysian Lycans?

What's really edgy, Lobsters, is defending something like Everybody Loves Raymond to a bunch of hipsters (like us!).  The new frontier of hipsterdom is embracing aspects of culture that are traditionally mocked for their blandness.  Just last year, for example, all of the noodle armed, scarf wearing dudes I know in…

Isn't an architect just an art school drop out with a tilted desk and a big ruler?

Yeah, it's an interesting article to read for virtue that Everybody Loves Raymond always stunk of mediocrity to me when it was on, so I just avoided it.  Now, reading a defense of it, I have nothing to base my distrust of the show on besides my sensibilities from like a decade ago, which I have any number of reasons…