Until they zoomed in on her, she did looking stunningly similar to Mary Kate.  Did you notice she spent the whole sketch with her lips tucked in to duplicate Mary Kate's pencil-thin mouth?

I seriously think Michael Cera would be great at playing a serial killer.  He's introverted and shy in all of his roles, but could you imagine if he did a 180 away from being sensitive and vulnerable to being violent and unbalanced?

Yeah, pretty much any of the sketches that involved adopting an over the top accent were like kryptonite for Deschanel (or really she was kryptonite to them).  Southern gals cooking crabs?  Couldn't do the voice.  Victorian era lady?  Again, couldn't do the voice.  1940s newspaper woman? Didn't even try to do the…

What I witnessed on the SNL soundstage that night I cannot describe, for it was an amorphous thing most vile, exuding the foul reek of a fishery, or sulfur.  With slimey appendages woven into a squid face through dimensions beyond these that we mortals know, it had a bouffant and sang some bastard tune over negro…

I don't know why this is, but any modern revival of of 30s and 40s fast talking-newspaper jargon brings me endless delight.  There's something that's so awesomely dated about all of the goofy analogies they make off the top of their heads at machine gun pace.

Yeah, I'm not sure if the decrease in Digital Shorts is a reflection of how few of them have been going viral lately.  I imagine the appeal of those was how in 2006, they were an inexpensive way to boost viewership that were tailor made for youtube sharing.  Now, of course, there's a ton of stuff like that on the…

Do you think she was embarrassed she forgot her shirt?

I feel very strongly that the Oxford comma is necessary, precise, and beneficial.

See how no one's mopped up that clock? That's how we get ants.

*Tears down "Irish Need Not Apply sign on CBS's door, pukes

This. This is my favorite gimmick.

No, we're seriously considering the the tenets of the film in an honest, open environment that takes all viewpoints and worldviews seriously even when they… when they clash…clash with… OH GOD, NO *bursts at the seams, releasing an ocean of snark*

I'm not totally sure why I thought this was really, really funny.

I'm not going back to fish mongering, I'M NOT.

@avclub-f079b53bcfcde2c125cc74ced47bfbcd:disqus Yeah, I'm realizing I sort of have a thing for women who are threatening but are still nice to me.  I absolutely adore Casey Klein from Party Down because she hits that perfect balance between being caustic but affectionate.  I like the idea of a girl who's always…

Can my as-of-30-seconds-ago-formed-band, which I've named Dick Friction, be the house band?

You really can't be too careful of Islamo-fascist communists from atheist Soviet Russia.  The founding fathers new this, but we forgot.

that shit CRAY

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This isn't a meme, but I'm totally comfortable seeing the comments section of every Kirk Cameron related news piece destroyed by fart jokes and Subway jokes.