Seriously, if they gave Michael Showalter like ten minutes worth of screen time to tell jokes about paddle boarding with Roman legionaries, I would be so happy.

Shut up, Hudson!

"Skechers aren't cool anymore," he whispered softly to himself.

Easily the broiest character in Game of Thrones anyways

SWEET!  What's mine say?

Post of the Day, right here

The first genre of music that ever made me feel old, for one.

*Backs away towards exit with hand on holster

Torbro: "The…master would not..approve…of your pansy ass not… hitting this bowl…bro"

Celebratory games of beer pong for all!  I'll put on the dubstep!

A MOBIUS DAWES OF NEVER ENDING IRONY

Soundtrack by Dawes

Yeah, she's on fire for the whole show, and her rhythm section was out of this world at that point in her career.  I'm not sure if the whole concert is still up on youtube, but if it is it's totally worth watching.

I actually had a pretty hearty laugh at that, @Fraggins:disqus.

We could easily update the Inception style music to fit that: BJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKK

Good news! WE BOUGHT ANOTHER ZOO!

Paging @Angry Black Man

Alright OK
He's ASKIN' (hunches forward, brow furrowed)
is DENZEL (bobs head, mouth hanging open)
Gonna be ANGRY (squints, smiles menacingly)
and BLACK.

Gordon-Levitt lacks that endearing "harmless-but-batshit" quality that I simply describe as Franco-esque.

If having exactly three posters on my wall- one of Fear and Loathing, one of Scarface, and one of something by Salvador Dali- is wrong, I don't want to be right!