Couple that plague with the Unending Darkness Moses cursed the Egyptians with and you've got an Old Testament vampire kegger.

*Rimshot

PENNSYLVANIAAAAAAA

I think those people are called "college freshmen."

@avclub-7ec0dbeee45813422897e04ad8424a5e:disqus Did you just put a cough within a cough?

I imagine I'm probably going to still watch this show after Julia gets written out of it, but not planning on enjoying it.  So there.

Serious answer: PJ Harvey- Highway 61 Revisited.

I'm not even sure what to say besides that there were the minority of times when I heard something I really liked and Dylan clicked, and then there were the majority of times when I was wading through another hour long album waiting to hear something that lived up to the soaring praise that gets heaped upon him, and…

Maybe you suck.

Billy, there's something I've been curious about- can you tell us what that turtle was doing on Courtney's head?

I'm really of the mind that Bob Dylan is one of the best songwriters of the 20th century, but one of the worst recording artists of all time.  When I was in high school, I listened to record after record of Dylan's on countless recommendations and, except for a few points of Blonde on Blonde and Nashville Skyline,…

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I don't see there being any rush for Panama by Van Halen.

Looks like someone went to Kinkos!

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus Look, you can't just write a song about government conspiracies about alien autopsies during the cold war without actual talent, ok?

Or how to assemble a coherent festival playbill, apparently.

For the record, it was cruel and inhumane forcing me to vote between PJ Harvey, Sonic Youth, and Rage Against the Machine.  I know you guys broke it up by decade, but I would love to have seen PJ Harvey instead of the Police, Rage instead of the Gin Blossoms, and Sonic Youth instead of The Flaming Lips.

I don't picture that cover is going to be great, but I am looking forward to the Archer-thon in the comments section.

Ok, no, THAT'S the dangerzone.

That might be the one I'm most excited for.  All the different synth parts are super recognizable, but I've thought on a couple of occasions how difficult it would be to cover with organic instruments.  All those interweaving sixteenth notes might just be rope some poor indie band is going to end up hanging themselves…