@avclub-e5743fdb8f6fdeb20b328de71a8ebe43:disqus Oh come on, that's the most functional marriage in the White House (and household in general) since Rosalyn and Jimmy.

I make most of my political decisions based on which candidate could beat up the other one in a fist fight so I'm not going to write off Norris.  Sure, laugh, but look at my track record:

I don't know, she has her bouts of scripted crazy over the course of the first season, like when she claws up Nucky in bed.  But yeah, I see your point, and de la Huerta certainly portrays all her character with an extremeness that can be off putting when it isn't necessary to the story.  I do think she lends herself…

Using a stunt cock in Antichrist because Willem Dafoe's huge dong was distracting is prejudice.  PERIOD.

It's a good-but-not-great movie.  Noe is a tough director to like for a lot of reasons, but I'd recommend Irreversible over Enter the Void any day.

Jesus, are people calling vaginas rats these days?

So… many one liners….can't keep clicking…like….

Yep.  I actually don't understand all the hatred she inspires.  She absolutely has a narrow range, which is admittedly condemnable, but she always gets cast in parts that demand she play grating characters who are obsessed with thrills and who are always poised to slip over the edge into the void.  I thought she…

Ka-kow!

That's a pretty difficult assessment to argue with, but I think they do serve the sole positive purpose of making people look down on Detroit somewhat less.  I know a decent number of people from Detroit who found Chevy's commercials these last two years very moving for virtue that it casts Detroit in a different…

That's still younger than those Chuck Norris jokes feel.

Ooh baby I want that Shrim!

@avclub-173af0430bc192b8a027af7cdba82cd7:disqus You cracked the code!

First you need to put on rollerblades.  Then, you start start listening to Orbital.  After that, everything just kind of falls into place.

Why? He's pear shaped.

Could you guys stop Generation X-ing it up in this thread?  I'm trying to listen to LMFAO over here.

Yeah, and those lesbian vampires owned Anthony Hopkin's horse in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

I said some filthy things.  I said some filthy things.

Doesn't look like you can reply to flagged comments, and I too am going to check and see if I can still post.  I'm not totally sure why I got flagged, since I just offered a pretty literal interpretation of 28 Weeks Later in terms of the topic of this list.  I'm guessing this was either a misclick on someone's part or…

I disgust myself all of the time, every time.