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Glad this show made somebody else's bodily functions fail.

Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god….

Awww, Chilton. It hurt to a character who is usually the sleazy comic relief look so desperate. Once the dragon is holding his speech you just see on Chilton's face that he knows he will die. But I laughed so much at that shot of Hannibal eating the lip.

Oh, Revenge. How I wish you could have kept your season 1 greatness instead of wandering off into some soapy bullshit along the way.

50 shades of Odo

Is it just me or does old-timey French sound a lot like Valyrian?

Oh no :*( Athelstan was my favourite character on the show. I was absolutely certain he was one of the main characters who would NEVER die. This really hit me hard. I also feel like there was so much more to happen to and with him and I am not sure why they made the decision to kill him off. He felt like a main aspect

I like her character, I liked how she wanted to be trained as a shield maiden, and her fighting Björn last season. I thought she was finally gonna show him his boundaries this time, but OF COURSE he goes 'marry me lol' and she's overjoyed?? That didn't make sense at all.

I don't understand how prettyboy could become Earl so easily - I had the impression that Lagertha was well liked? Also, wtf was up with Rollo and the leg scene? I was sure it would be an illusion… but no. Just hacked off a dude's leg, no big deal. Bjorn is becoming unlikeable to me now. Why the fuck would you marry

Ecbert is the creepy guy in school who stares at you the entire day and thinks you don't notice. I cannot decide whether I find him and Lagertha cute or not.

I understand Floki's issue a little more. He feels trapped because he feels like he should play 'happy family' but he also has a lot of darkness in him and he doesn't think the two can coexist.
For Thorunn and Bjorn, I found it amusing how Bjorn assumed he would know if she is pregnant or not before she does. Like - I

I liked the episode, although I do have some problems with it. I find most first episodes in a season rather clunky though, because they have to reintroduce you to the characters and plots. I also liked the battle at the end, although it kinda bugged me how the two English guys would be so fucking stupid. What I found

Yes it was like GOT took a break and we were in wonderland for a minute. I'll admit that I don't care about Bran at all and his story was always more fantasy-like.. but come on.. magical little children throwing terrible CGI fireballs? A dumbledore in a tree? Somehow that could all have been done a lot more subtly.

Nooooo I am so disappointed and I don't want to be. The whole time I was internally yelling NOOOOOOO THIS IS NOT FROM THE BOOKS STAHP IT. The CGI skeletons were terrible, all changes from the books were terrible.. ugh. Literally 70% were changed and compelely without sense. And this is a growing trend with the series.

WHAT THE FUCK. I don't know whether to yell at the screen or start applauding. I expected that some kind of shit would go down in the finale, of course, but I DID NOT EXPECT IT TO RIP OUT MY HEART AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD. HOLY FUUUUUCK.

I like this episode, I found it pleasantly subtle, compared to the rest of the season. Some great emotional scenes. The trial was done really well, especially the Shae scene. Loved the Varys-Oberyn scene as well. The only really useless scene was the part with Yara. Why add something to the book's storyline, if it is

Better than the last two episodes. Sadly Mason Verger is more ridiculous than creepy. I mean, drinking tears? Really? There's just no way to make that look intimidating, I guess.

Okay now this episode has me SO confused and conflicted. Did they just turn Will completely evil? Did they really show Will and Hannibal killing and eating Freddie Lounds together?? I mean, what the hell ever happened to avenging Beverley, or Abigail. They almost seemed like serial killer best buddies at the end. This

I read the books, but it's been a while - who is that asshole at Craster's keep supposed to be? You know, the super-mega-asshole? Is he a character from the books?

Also, awesome ending, and super great preview for next episode (you might notice that I commented while I was watching). I'm wondering: are they actually going to turn Will into a killer himself?? He definitely does get closer and closer to it. I would actually like that deviation from the source material. Make him a