Oooh!  The Critic! penguins can't fly! PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

3 is still my all time favorite theater experience.  The chase scene at the end had the entire crowd screaming.  Seeing it later on video had nowhere near the same effect but as a theater experience it was brilliant.

Just so everyone knows:  The fanclub for Limp Bizkit is called The Armpit.  Although I'm not in on whatever the joke is, I'm sure it is a clever name.

INCORRECT!

finished!  *makes hand wiping motion*  *realizes that he needs to really wipe hands* *but not on each other*

You sir have crossed the line.  Pistols or swords? i say! PISTOLS OR SWORDS??!?

More of them for us!  (what?  there's only one of each? … muthafuck what?)

how many pills until the "mmmmm" face?

I think its safe to say that this has officially become retarded now.

Its called "the stranger" appropriately enough.  And its good when you want a breather.  let someone else do the work.  kind of.

well thats just a big pile of bullshit.

yeah even at a rather paltry 45 ppi (which i think is what most billboards are printed at) thats only 33".  an intimate affair.

What the hell!? When are you coming to DC? Wait, we have way more important things to do than this.

1. HipsterDBag's place
2. HipsterDBags
3. you would ever want.

why did the dc office fail?

Wikipedia is extremely useful!

thats the second time ive seen you compare Offspring and Candlebox to REM.  and both times in the wrong favor.  
you dont have to like REM.  but some part of you must implicitly know that those two bands are fucking awful.

Pearl Jam:  At the halfway point of interesting since 1991.

search and destroy that is.  not the ramones.  thats retarded.

perfect