You're talking like a song from The Lion King. Stop that. It makes no sense.

They have clean bathrooms and diaper changing stations. Luckily, the youngest is nearly potty trained, so my wife will never get to use that goddamned excuse again.

We could tie them to the bumper of a car and drive a couple of miles. We could tie them to a fence post and beat them dead. We could hang them from trees. We could walk into a their gathering place and shoot them. Fuck you. Take some broken windows.

AVClub reports the facts, ma'am.

Dependent of a notable family. Also a twig or branch, specifically one suitable for grafting, human centipede style to the dregs of the Republican party. The party would, in this case, be second in the sequence, but they would mutually weigh each other down until we simply forget either exists.

He had ample opportunity to poison him. "This one's store-bought… store-bought strychnine!"

I just wonder what else they thought he was going to do… its like forcing Henry Ford out of the business and expecting him not to make something with 4 wheels.

Pederast.

I used to love IPAs, the more hops the better! Pack them in! Hopsplosion! HopAttack! Hop devils and demons. But then it all got to be too much, even one would blank my tongue for the rest of the night to something more subtle and balanced. I still do like the occasional IPA, Dogfish's 60 minute is nice, but I'd…

Yeah, not so. I'm still not going to douse my tongue with Dave's Insanity, just cause i like spice. I like flavor and balance. IPAs generally don't offer both.

He signed back on with them later in his career… mostly to regain control of his catalog.

Do people actually like AHS? I must have had an aneurysm in the make-good-decisions section of my brain, because I watched not only the first, but the second season. Never in my life have I sat through 20 hours of more excruciatingly terrible television. After the penultimate episode, the wife and I were actually…

Rip, torn and penis. Three words that should be uttered every day.

Cant find a beddaDad, can't find a beddaDaaaaaad.

If she just let this ride for a couple of weeks she'd have realized that there's no such thing as bad publicity. But she doubled down.

I had a drunk girl take her top off, beg for it, then promptly pass out on her bed. I left her a note asking her to ask me again sometime, turned off the light, closed her door, told her roommates that she was out for the night and went home. We did it the next night, married that girl, gave her babies.

I'm going to rub you all against the grain and note that this is a terrible idea. I do dig the Space Ghost/Johnny Quest art though.

10. It was used purely to identify the particular Stormtrooper we are obviously supposed to care about amongst the sea of unbloodied Stormtroopers.

If you purchase subscriptions to all of them, then you are doing it wrong.

I wonder how much they pay to maintain those distribution centers though. If most disc customers are like me, getting 2 or 3 discs a month, then they must be shutting those centers down…