Getting another FF Woodycooks was the highlight.  I might start calling trolls "Cyber nutbags" from now on.

He's really choking back the tears in that photo.

With a little bit of luck, one of the little brats in the theater might be watching a porn version of Lady and the Tramp on their iPad for your masturbatory needs.

Ehh, falling to your death is a bit more immediate (although maybe not into lava).  Ursula got prison shanked!

That's what I was looking for.  Thanks!

*wipes single tear from eye after reading @avclub-884c4beddd8c98bb3b016bdfcc1bcdf8:disqus's post*

Doesn't Ursula get stabbed at the end by a ship?  That's pretty fucking hardcore for Disney.

I'll be right back. I….have to….check….Google……for some..—

Just capitalize ASS

More like he lacks that part of his brain that asks "Should this thought be shared with anyone?" so it turns into "Every thought must also be said.  Into a microphone.  In front of a lot of people."

I never got that impression.  I figure, for the most part, those who post on the TI are the really nice ones.  Hell, we even joke with the few trolls that try and ruin the vibe here.

When I first heard the song I thought the line was "We really need our homes."

Yes they/we are.  Plus, I'm not a girl so I don't have to worry about creepy stalkers.

"Obviously the problem is your grandmother because….THAT'S WHAT THIS WEEK'S SHOW IS ABOUT!"

That's a good one but I think it's a bit too long as an initial sketch to show people.  Pre-Taped works so well because it's only 2-3 minutes long.

This is my go-to sketch for people not familiar with Mr. Show.  By the end of it, they're usually laughing so hard that they miss the last few lines.

He told the truth.  That's all.

Hooray, I make 3!

Speedy recovery!

Which is probably why, to this day, people still call him "emo" despite that he only has one album that might be considered that.