"Message Sent" is better.  *sticks out tongue*

I sometimes respond to people by saying "Excellent!……have you prepared the planet smasher?"

I would like to watch the adventures of Huell and Kuby.

Sorry to hear, but yea…tuxedo cats rock.  Growing up, my favorite cat was a tuxedo named "Mooch", who used to hug me across my shoulders when I'd pick him up.  This one is "Oley" (pronounced Oh, Lee) who, as you can see, hugs me across the waist and gives paw.

I can start wearing overalls and glasses.  That'll ugly up anyone.

Challenge you to a fuckin' fist fight is what I'll take from it!

Untapp'd only shows it as Original Oak Aged.  I'm pretty sure the description most fits the Rum Cask, so we'll go with that.

It crossed my mind.  Nirvana was the first band I got really into.  Saving up my allowance to buy Outcesticide 3 defined my adolescence.

I've done it before and didn't get torn apart so I know I'm safe.

They suck!

They have a casino.  You can play the slots!

Johhny and Mark from The Room.  Mostly Mark.  "I mean, what's going on here?"

That actually sounds pretty good right about now.

They're easy to take care of.  I adopted mine when he was a little over a year old so I didn't get to have his frisky kitten years.  However, when the lady came over to give him to me, he immediately jumped out of the carrying case onto my lap and started rubbing into my face and purring loudly.

You're favorite one has the best eyes.

Watching it at a friend's, then most likely crying myself to sleep for the next 4 days.

Actually, it might be a tad cooler here today.  Jesus, 96 sucks.

You're in New York, right?  It's fucking terrible out right now.  Fucking sticky clothes weather.

Check out my awesome cat!

I can see that happening.  My favorite is Matilda and I only drink that every 2 months or so so that I don't tire of it.  The problem with I&G is that the bar serving it has it for $3 so it's going to be hard to resist.