What's his name?  The guy who got tied to a tree after digging holes for an episode?

Their label sent my job the debut album promo, so I heard them back in 2005 as well, shrugged my shoulders at them simply not being for me and never thought of them again.  Didn't even know they were still around and certainly didn't expect to discover that they were through the AV Club.

@avclub-817fde73cb35d91a2cb63520835563f9:disqus Wait, are we arguing?  I know Radiohead gets trolled here as well, but they're the most loved/defended band on here.

@avclub-df83ed4cad9fa81493f91ebed5e46b40:disqus Maybe more recently, especially after Thom's stance against Spotify.   But when King of Limbs was released, this place was swooning.

KID A WAS MERELY AVERAGE!!!!!111

Every band not named Radiohead gets this level of derision here.  Best not to worry too much about it.

"That's my wife and nephew.  We have an open relationship."

I thought Colin Quinn was the one who tried to destroy it by not being able to properly tell a joke.

"Don't Phunk With My Heart" by Black Eyed Peas

Taking an all day class to finally learn Quickbooks so I can put that on my resume when I finally start looking for a new job.  Other than that?  Probably the beer garden since it's the last weekend of summer.

Mitchum Unscented has been my choice for years.

Why do people care about standing at the door anyway?  I think it's the worst place on the subway and try to avoid it at all costs.  I rush to the middle of the car, you know why?  Because there's very little foot traffic/people bumping into you for your commute home.

mewithoutYou "January 1979"
Between the Buried and Me "Fire for a Dry Mouth"
The Dear Hunter "Mustard Gas"
MF DOOM & Ghostface "Angelz"
Nirvana "Radio Friendly Unit Shifter"

I was at a restaurant in Phoenix 2 weeks ago and they played the video for "Ditty" by Paperboy.  I haven't heard that song in 20 years.

That's what I was thinking.

That's one of the strangest things I've ever read.

…and why are you dressed as a pizza delivery boy?

Agreed.  I think the only cartoon that was halfway decent was Zelda, but even if they were good they were airing opposite DuckTales so there was no way I was watching them.

@avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus Not how did you write this, but how did you write this so quickly?

::tries to find catchphrase from House of Buggin'::