Besides, we already had the Super Mario Bros. Super Show with Captain Lou Albano…and even that I didn't watch.

It was the over-sized novelty hat he was wearing, wasn't it?

Hey!  If people can go visit and take photos of themselves on the bench John Stamos sat on in the opening credits for Full House, then….then…what was I just talking about?

The answer, @avclub-8e3d05b3a02cebcb45d304a5224a6113:disqus, may blow your mind.

Wouldn't be the first time I've gone to a concert where I didn't care about the headliner.  I haven't checked the prices yet so I can't comment on those, but if they're more than $60 then I'm not going.  I've seen deftones roughly 20 times already.

Sent a request to join the crew.  Maybe I'll play online.

Fucking awesome!  I can beat the traffic.

You have my everlasting gratitude, sir.

I just yell "Mother—!"

I've read this about 25 times now and I'm still not sure what it means.  Care to elaborate?

I would but classes start next week, so when GTA V comes out, I'll most likely only be able to play on weekends.  Also, doesn't the online part not come out until October?

Actually, Sluggo's my favorite….but he just broke my heart.

Well he seemed like a nice fellow.

Ummm….you want a Koalafornia magnet I got from the San Diego zoo?  That's all I bought aside from tons and tons of beer.

::starts drinking heavily::

Radiohead "Subterranean Homesick Alien"
Dillinger Escape Plan "Jim Fear"
Baroness "Swollen and Halo"
Devin Townsend Project "Juular"
Trap Them "Flesh and Below"

::kicks open door::
::drops suitcases::

…

How have I never heard Follow the White Rabbit until now?  They sound way too unique to not be able to exist anymore.  Thanks, Lascivious.

Hey!  Those bathrooms with no stalls and a toilet that looked like a throne overlooking the rest of the mens room had character.