I'm flying out west Friday so I won't be commenting here next week, which might be a good thing.  I think I need a break from this site for a while (not these threads, you guys are great, but the general Newswire and Review comments are becoming way too negative).  See you all in two weeks.

Ooh, this looks like a fun ride.  A bench!

They're getting paid to cosplay!

@avclub-019009b3dba521659466e53ec350163d:disqus, looks like you and @avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus need to meet in the parking lot behind the CVS after school.

His idea of being the life of the party is to show up and announce that he is the life of the party.

Ehh, while the comments in previous posts are by no means a love-fest, yesterday had essentially 60 comments out the gate that were "Fuck them and fuck anyone that even thinks of enjoying them!  I know what true folk is and it's not them!"  It all just felt unusually hostile for this site.

Really?  Because yesterday's post was the first time I had seen such venom directed towards them.  Oh well, new to me.

Based on this week alone, the new things we hate are:

I was murdered!

Yea.  He'd always burst into the room and ask Conan "Excuse me, little girl, is your daddy home?"

From a gaming perspective, sure, having Columbia be a sandbox for you to run around in and explore sounds great.  However, this doesn't fit the narrative of what Ken Levine and co. are trying to achieve.  Booker is on a mission.  There is one goal.  Get Elizabeth and get out.  It would make absolutely no sense for him…

When I worked at a warehouse, every Christmas one of the employees would bring egg nog in for everyone.  My boss would be hammered by 10 AM and we would have a good laugh.  It beat the usual, which was him being high on coke by 10 AM.

Sure.  The way to remember what you've had is to use Untappd.  Most of the time I forget what I've drank since I tend to sample a lot when I'm out so it's my way of being able to tell everyone what I drank every Wednesday.

Slaptyback Fistybuns.

Somehow I knew you'd be in here.  I didn't see a Beer Thread this week.

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There's a tiny thread below that represents everything wrong with videogame culture.

I was blissfully able to avoid him for so long (I even walked passed a group of his screaming fans singing one of his songs in front of MSG a few years ago), but now he's everywhere for some reason.  Even on this site!  I thought this was the last defense against Bieber news.

Good luck getting a volunteer to be the fluffer.

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