A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

I have it in my bathroom.  It seems like perfect reading for when I have my scented candle-lit midnight bubble bath.

Nope, regular font.  I'm in italics now!

Perv thread isn't until Friday.  Or so I'm told.

Then I can sweep it over one eye and start reposting Avenged Sevenfold comments.

I did.  I had the blonde patches for a few months 10 years ago.  Unfortunately, one of those months I needed to renew my license and take a photo so my McGrath look is still with me in my wallet.  Just weird that I write my celebrity look-a-likes and both show up in the same article the same day.

Oh, for fuck's sake, this article just made me feel like shit:

A lion's roar must have a tremendous effect on this guy.

Random.  There's a point system, something like 2 points = Tshirt, 4 = jeans, etc. and you get 10 points a month, but they don't let you specify what you would like so it seems pretty useless.  I'll most likely hang on to the membership for at least another 2 months just to see how diverse the packages get.

My first package from FiveFour arrived.  These are the things I got:

I posted a pic a while back.  You can use that when you bring our collective photos to Costco for the calendar.

Looks like I get to live another day.

Just ignore it.  Chances are you've emailed plenty of women who haven't responded and you didn't take anything personal from it.  Neither will the girl that emailed you.

I've been told Ethan Hawke.  I kind of look like Mark McGrath on my driver's license.  I have blonde patches in my hair and a goatee (I was 19 or 20 when I took the photo and haven't updated it).

Me neither.  However, if I were 13 (and this were still the mid-90s) this would've been a major fucking score!

Between the Buried and Me "Geek USA"
The Mars Volta "Drunkship of Lanterns"
Meshuggah "Mind's Mirror"
Dillinger Escape Plan "43% Burnt"
The Armed "Party at Pablo's"

Someone on my floor did their late Spring Cleaning over the weekend:

They have the honor of being the most boring band I've ever seen live.

That may be my favorite part of the plan.  They all have these huge smiles on their faces while Shaun and Ed whisk Liz and mum away.

*goes to the Winchester, has a cold pint, waits for this thread to blow over*