Look here, she may be a fabulous character actor, and she' certainly an entertaining Random Roles - however, Beth Grant is officially nuttier than squirel shit.

Why weren't they going to put the actual, breaking down screaming loss reactions? That's like not showing all the no talent ass clowns in first couple of episodes of american idol each season. Why do you think I fuckin' watch? Cause I want to see how much smarter those kids are than me?

Can't wait
for the rapture. All them uptight chicks will be long gone.

Right idea with wrong timing. I love the idea, but I don't want to go rollin' in, tellin' the boss to fuck off and find out I need to get another job in 6 months. I mean if the world is going to end, can we get some time to party? Can somebody just get the date worked out?

Add Shannon Elizabeth with vampire fangs and no top, that's all we're really missing here. We covered this in another thread.

Enough with the goddam vampires and zombies and what not. Where are the evil hot australian hussies that are craving semen? They can even call me Edward if they want.

So what's with Herschel Walker? Is he full of shit or not?

I tell you what you do, you pull out and blow it on her fucking clock radio.

And the Firewater. Do not forget the Firewater. It's all about bringing civility to the savages, but not too much… $20 Billion, an M60, and a new jockstrap? DEAL!!