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It's been a while since I've seen Azkaban (even though there's always a Harry Potter movie on cable, they never show PoA or GoF), but I remember loving it.

I'm surprised other people love Goblet of Fire. When I last watched it, I almost ranked it below the first two (which are more bland than bad). The dialogue isn't very good (even Oldman can't save his part), and Gambon is horrible (not all his fault - whoever decided we needed a scene where Dumbledore proposes using…

As another member of Team Jack, I'm biased, but who else could have actually led that group?

I believe our new high school graduates would tell you that you misspelled "skrew".

Is it time to start a change.org petition?

I did read it a few years back and enjoyed that one as well. They're definitely very similar (for obvious reasons).

Somehow I'd never heard of Bolano until recently, so he just got added to that never-ending list of "Things that other people like that I should check out." Glad to hear another positive comment.

Finally, someone mentions Jasmine! I felt like I was taking crazy pills. Did everyone else forget that red dress Jafar made her wear?

To be fair, I don't think they ever named Ari's wife. If they did it was at the very end of the series.

The only remakes I could think of with better casts than the original are:
Cape Fear
The Departed
3:10 to Yuma

@avclub-f26938e6e7b7f237898b3171c2f23a47:disqus Oh you mean the villain from Agent Cody Banks? I think he was also a dwarf in that Snow White movie. Yeah, he's pretty cool.

To be fair, Fast 6 is pretty awesome, at least compared to most summer blockbusters. It's fun, doesn't take itself too seriously, and has the Rock and Vin Diesel fighting as a tag team.

Daddy, Nick Cannon is hilarious.

POSSIBLE SPOILERS (for a mediocre 10 year old movie)

@disqus_pLtzLD5UrA:disqus It was actually Joey Porter, who was insulting Kellen Winslow. I believe he said something like "I apologize to anyone who was offended. I was only trying to offend Kellen Winslow."

I actually finally met someone (a friend's roommate) who feels that way. She fits the stereotype - super Christian, against premarital vaginal sex, but has no qualms about anal sex or telling me (who she'd never met) all about it.

@avclub-62f48ca9ae7eb9715c070c1db1d6104c:disqus But Clooney wasn't the one who taught us that the dinosaurs were extinguished by the Ice Age.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Wait, the mayor was only 20? Was he Ben Wyatt's black-sheep brother?

@avclub-62ae6d9e1a24836a391716549223464f:disqus You'll always have Mr. Deeds…