I don't have to hide mine anymore either, but when I did, I used to either re-name the files as a sports highlight videoor  as a sequel to an existing movie. As if no one would figure out that that 30-minute video wasn't a Lebron James dunk or the 4th Godfather movie.

Clearly this movie is a look into a possible future. Guns were totally outlawed, and only the criminals could defend us against the killer animals.

I actually also enjoyed most of Prison Break in a dumb fun way. But yes, by the end, the two best parts were Fichtner and how the writers would hand-wave away deaths to bring back old characters.

@avclub-b750f74544cb00c138079607276995e9:disqus Would the Ed Norton Hulk count? They tell the origin story in the opening credits. I guess it depends whether the Bana one is considered part of the Marvel universe or not.

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus The only case I've heard of was June Jones, the coach of SMU football. If I'm remembering the article correctly, a sharp pole went through the seat, puncturing the airbag. It likely would have gone through him.

@avclub-9705b8ae38b02e72615705b88d171fba:disqus I actually saw the first one in the theater as some friends/family wanted to go, and I had nothing better to do. As it turns out, pretty much anything else would have been better, including stabbing myself, killing puppies or supporting Rick Santorum.

On one hand, it's an AMC cop show about a murder investigation based on a foreign work that's being run by an ex-Cold Case writer/producer. (Fuck you, The Killing)

@Scrawler2:disqus I thought you meant you liked all three seasons of Heroes and was aghast that someone with taste could feel that way. (And yes, I know there were actually four. I watched every goddamn episode.)

@avclub-fe0181fa11124a8385473ce0f639460a:disqus I remember an episode like that. I think they all (except the heart kid) took more powerful rings from some bad guy in order to save the world better. With their new powers, they then proceeded to destroy civilization by causing tsunamis, tornadoes and stuff like that.

"You shall not pass" - Gandalf coaching Brandon Weeden

@avclub-bde72c4dba0920358fffdb27007be1f6:disqus It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus, who are these heathens who prefer oatmeal chocolate chip (or worse, hate oatmeal cookies)? I say we find them and burn them at the stake.

@Scrawler2:disqus Do the baby and Herschel's other daughter count? (It probably says something that I can't remember their names.) Otherwise, I think Maggie's the only one that comes close.

@avclub-1f93a5d50953fac07d7e6f54827ce9bc:disqus @avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus That's interesting, because I went to a large public school K-8 and then a moderate-sized Catholic high school (150-175 per class), and it was the opposite. I was teased a lot in middle school for being "too smart", so much…

@avclub-1f93a5d50953fac07d7e6f54827ce9bc:disqus @avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus That's interesting, because I went to a large public school K-8 and then a moderate-sized Catholic high school (150-175 per class), and it was the opposite. I was teased a lot in middle school for being "too smart", so much…

I think it might have to do with the Oscar nominations. Although I saw Silver Linings Playbook instead, my theater was sold out too. This was for a 3 month old movie on the same day that both the Wisconsin Badgers basketball team and the Packers had a game.

If that happens, we riot, right?

If that happens, we riot, right?

@avclub-dc7008f6bd89036db2513d35ef4b537c:disqus The amount of weight he's gained and lost for recent roles is insane.

@avclub-dc7008f6bd89036db2513d35ef4b537c:disqus The amount of weight he's gained and lost for recent roles is insane.