@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus The range of knowledge you demonstrate regarding sexual activity indicates to me that you are capable of writing your own series of regrettable but lucrative romance novels. Godspeed. Try to use your powers for good. When you decide to ditch your integrity, try to at…

Now are we talking Community Todd, Community TV critic Todd, or serial killer Todd? In any case, yes. *cracks whip because obligatory 50 Shades reference* Aw I don't think there are any whips in 50 Shades. God, those books suck.

@avclub-40a361016a9a8b76b459433f0509bc31:disqus Thank goodness for those TV refs and gifs. Without them, the despair caused by reading those recaps would be insurmountable. I'm just impressed by how many great shows she watches. Also, look out for the all Jack and Karen (from Will & Grace) reaction edition. I really…

Are you prepared for the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy to assault your local theaters with its awfulness? If not why not?

@Affrosponge88:disqus Look I've basically made this the Friday Perv Thread. But somehow darker because it's me.

There's already going to be a kid in the 50 Shades universe because Breaking Dawn Pt 2. We really don't need two kids to grow up in such a dysfunctional environment, so let's hope not.

What was that again? Did Jenny Trout compare Anastasia to Britta because she's always fucking up? I don't remember. She has great taste in TV, I do know that. Which makes her writing funnier and her gifs all the more entertaining.

Option B but I don't want to live in a world where I can't have sex, if that's what that means.

I like the way you think. Thinking about Spartacus restores my faith in art after reading that many 50 Shades excerpts. So I guess what I'm saying is Spartacus is infinitely better in the sense that it doesn't make me seriously concerned for its effects on humanity, especially women.

@Affrosponge88:disqus Ow my feelings.

No. Who do you think I am, Anastasia?

I saw Stephen in the first several eps of Arrow. Thought he was adorable but didn't think he could act, at least back then. Can't say how he's doing now. Didn't know he had a cousin in the biz. I guess I saw Robbie on Revenge when I used to watch that but I don't even remember who he played. So it's a draw. And…

No ordering me around, Christian Grey.

@avclub-4d0669d1c79eb21e516dbf8b5d5f03ad:disqus It's abusive more in the sense of the domineering, controlling partner. Think what you may have heard of the relationship between Edward and Bella (always watching her when she sleeps, being stalkery, making decisions for her to keep her safe) but much worse, esp because…

Like with so many things found in nature, the relationship between myself and Twitter goes in cycles: sometimes I feel like it and annoy the shit out of people with tons of tweets, and sometimes I don't. The good thing about this is during any fallow season, you can rest assured that a bumper crop is just around the…

I trust that llamas would have made 50 Shades of Grey better. Anything would have. 

Pretend that the story of an abusive relationship is romantic and sexy.

So there are these hilarious/depressing recaps of all of the chapters in the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy by a romance author on her blog, Sweaters for Days http://jennytrout.wordpress…. They are delightfully snarky but also insightful regarding the series' abysmal writing and depiction of women, relationships, sex,…

That's the final straw for me, though I will still read his work and wish him no harm. Thank goodness for The Dissolve is what I'm saying.

Great minds and all that.