100 years later, Tyler Perry will succeed where he failed.

I just hope the movie's soundtrack isn't filled with painfully obvious song choices. "Flight" proved that Zemeckis doesn't venture far beyond commercial radio when picking background music ("Sympathy for the Devil" for scenes with John Goodman's drug dealer; "Under the Bridge/"Sweet Jane" for the scenes where Kelly…

"SanDeE. Big S, small A, small N, big D, small E, big E. And there's a little star at the end."

*groan*
My fiance, Jenny, who loves the color pink, will probably want to see this.

Let's not forget convicted felons.

That's why I love to surf at Dockweiler by LAX. Easy to get in and out, abundant parking… Sure, it's the closest beach to Inglewood and Compton, but you can't have everything.

Ah, Malibu: beautiful, but a bitch to get in and out of. Seriously, fuck the PCH and those canyon roads.

The line from the preview for next week's show I can't WAIT to get to:

Not always, though: Pearl Islands had Rupert front-and-center.

I was disappointed she was not promoted to series regular (but never say never; it took five seasons of The Wire before Levy had that honor); still, she's always a joy to watch.

It settles into a repetition of burglaries and cocaine for a while, but Emma Watson is hilarious in it.

I miss the constant fauxhawk he had the first time around.

Yeah, it's often the unimpressive performers who kick ass the second time around because no one thinks to target them (Parvati, Amber, Boston Rob, Cochran).

There's already an Encyclopedia Brown movie. It's called "Mystery Team" with Donald Glover, and it's freakin' hilarious.

A band that would go on to have no more hits.

Esther Randolph returns next week! Hooray!

I cut the ribbon at that review center!

Also Universe A and Universe 1.

Oh yeah??

Yeah, I like how quaint some of the technology is of what is now the alternate past.