Judging from his often Bill Pullman-like career trajectory, will he be playing the bland, handsome boyfriend of someone's love interest?

I don't like Wedding Singer as much as everyone else seems to; if you take away the '80s jokes and setting there's nothing to differentiate it from every romantic comedy ever made.

Is Starz the only channel you have late at night?

So, it's kind of like "Semi-Charmed Life". It can be used as music in a trailer for a romantic comedy or kids' movie by some music supervisor who never stops and listens to the words.

When Mindy and Danny brought up Brian Williams in conversation, I immediately thought, "hey, his daughter was on the show!"

My issue with the new one (which is watchable, but easily the worst in the series) is that there's no "everyman" to serve as an audience surrogate. In the first two, it's McClane himself; in 3 and 4, it's the civilian who finds himself along for the ride. Part 5 has a superhuman McClane and his equally badass son.

But not as funny.

The exception only proves the rule.

I'm pretty sure Jason Statham never stops trying to be Bruce Willis.

Right, like Disney can't afford however many truckloads of money it'll take to get the whole gang back together. NO artist can't be bought.

That's an ADORABLE photo. But look at it long enough and she looks deranged.

Aw, man, that "Mountain Dew" joke describes my roommate 100%.

Thoughts:

So glad to have finally seen that Maggie Simpson short (which didn't disappoint, BTW). I really didn't want to have to pay for that stupid Ice Age movie.

Ski-once, watch out for that tree!

Watching Tyler Perry play an ordinary man feels like watching someone who just completed a "pray the gay away" program. He's making an effort, but something feels… a little off.

"Listen. Show interest. Swallow."

"Fuck and Run", Liz Phair
"What's Your Name", Lynyrd Skynyrd

Why would they go to our concert just to boo us?

"I'm the Joan Cusack in the story of your life."