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Ask a friend for their HBO Go username and password.

If only we could all star in a major Hollywood teen comedy because we needed money for college.

It better have Ben Stiller playing Tony Wonder.

It better have Ben Stiller playing Tony Wonder.

Now, what I DON'T like is sequels that merely add or subtract "The" from their names. I feel sorry for the poor video store clerk or librarian who has to file "Fast and Furious" and "The Final Destination".

Now, what I DON'T like is sequels that merely add or subtract "The" from their names. I feel sorry for the poor video store clerk or librarian who has to file "Fast and Furious" and "The Final Destination".

I'd like them to introduce Jean-Ralphio's parents. I'm picturing a pair of blue-collar Jews endlessly rolling their eyes at their son John Ralph's antics.

I'd like them to introduce Jean-Ralphio's parents. I'm picturing a pair of blue-collar Jews endlessly rolling their eyes at their son John Ralph's antics.

I'm kind of glad I wasn't doing a whole lot of reading or TV watching in the weeks leading up to Ricky Gervais' cameo. It came as a pleasant surprise: "Holy shit, it's David Brent!"

I'm kind of glad I wasn't doing a whole lot of reading or TV watching in the weeks leading up to Ricky Gervais' cameo. It came as a pleasant surprise: "Holy shit, it's David Brent!"

She kills Marvel after he kills Rue; she's also responsible for Glimmer's death after cutting the mutant wasp nest down from the tree.

She kills Marvel after he kills Rue; she's also responsible for Glimmer's death after cutting the mutant wasp nest down from the tree.

"This Means War" was the only one of these I've seen (hey, the preview looked pretty damn fun), and it was terrible. On top of the reasons stated, McG didn't seem to realize he wasn't filming a music video; all the extras in the background were distractingly pretty.

"This Means War" was the only one of these I've seen (hey, the preview looked pretty damn fun), and it was terrible. On top of the reasons stated, McG didn't seem to realize he wasn't filming a music video; all the extras in the background were distractingly pretty.

Given how often people start quoting Captain Mauch whenever TLC is brought up, I'd say the movie has quite a few fans.

Given how often people start quoting Captain Mauch whenever TLC is brought up, I'd say the movie has quite a few fans.

Kevin James pretty much owes his movie career to Chris Farley.

Kevin James pretty much owes his movie career to Chris Farley.

There's a pretty funny article in Entertainment Weekly where "David Manning" responds to accusations that he's fake by saying that it's not true, then goes on to praise every bad Hollywood movie that came out that year.

There's a pretty funny article in Entertainment Weekly where "David Manning" responds to accusations that he's fake by saying that it's not true, then goes on to praise every bad Hollywood movie that came out that year.