Werewolves of London doesn't open with a snare drum. I'm always amazed so many people are thrown off by the difference.

Werewolves of London doesn't open with a snare drum. I'm always amazed so many people are thrown off by the difference.

I used to think that about Lady Gaga and Amy Winehouse, and that Winehouse's death was just Gaga "retiring" one of her characters.

I used to think that about Lady Gaga and Amy Winehouse, and that Winehouse's death was just Gaga "retiring" one of her characters.

Well actually, there's a pretty good movie called "Dick" (the Nixon comedy with Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams).

Well actually, there's a pretty good movie called "Dick" (the Nixon comedy with Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams).

Red Dawn was made so long ago, Josh Peck was still a thing at the time.

Red Dawn was made so long ago, Josh Peck was still a thing at the time.

After Albert and LaDonna snuck off together at the party and Delmond spent some time looking for his dad, I was expecting him to walk in on them at an awkward moment.

After Albert and LaDonna snuck off together at the party and Delmond spent some time looking for his dad, I was expecting him to walk in on them at an awkward moment.

Until I read this review, I didn't realize that three of the songs on the album weren't downloaded after my $10 pre-order. Fuck these guys or iTunes or whoever was responsible for that.

Until I read this review, I didn't realize that three of the songs on the album weren't downloaded after my $10 pre-order. Fuck these guys or iTunes or whoever was responsible for that.

Bob Loblaw no habla espanol.

Bob Loblaw no habla espanol.

During the Winter Olympics.

During the Winter Olympics.

That'll teach him to squash my tomater.

That'll teach him to squash my tomater.

Wee Britain is fictional, and I know my brother was really disappointed it wasn't real.

Wee Britain is fictional, and I know my brother was really disappointed it wasn't real.