The part where he beats up the abusive dad is awesome.

The part where he beats up the abusive dad is awesome.

I didn't see Goonies until I was 19 or 20, and I thought it was dumb. Younger Me would have probably loved it though.

I didn't see Goonies until I was 19 or 20, and I thought it was dumb. Younger Me would have probably loved it though.

For some reason a huge percentage of our porn stars are from there. Not that I'm complaining.

For some reason a huge percentage of our porn stars are from there. Not that I'm complaining.

I watched "Problem Child" so many times as a kid. Nowadays, I see it for the sophomoric garbage that it is, but to 10-year-old me, that movie was the shit.

I watched "Problem Child" so many times as a kid. Nowadays, I see it for the sophomoric garbage that it is, but to 10-year-old me, that movie was the shit.

The second one kept "Sucker Punch" out of the number-one spot last March. So… kudos for that!

The second one kept "Sucker Punch" out of the number-one spot last March. So… kudos for that!

Of course, whatever casting director thought it would be a good idea for Jordan Catalano to put on 60 pounds to play Mark David Chapman should be fired.

Of course, whatever casting director thought it would be a good idea for Jordan Catalano to put on 60 pounds to play Mark David Chapman should be fired.

Y'know, this genre is ripe for a godawful parody by the Wayans family.

Y'know, this genre is ripe for a godawful parody by the Wayans family.

They actually didn't delay Neighborhood Watch; they just dropped "Neighborhood" from the title.

They actually didn't delay Neighborhood Watch; they just dropped "Neighborhood" from the title.

The spiritual sequel to this (and a pretty good episode, for latter-day Simpsons) is "Goo Goo Gai Pan", where Selma and the family go to China so she can adopt a girl.

The spiritual sequel to this (and a pretty good episode, for latter-day Simpsons) is "Goo Goo Gai Pan", where Selma and the family go to China so she can adopt a girl.

I went to day camp as a kid. The thing I remember from my summers there were these two Israeli identical twins. Every week one would be my friend while the other would bully me. The next week they'd switch out.

I went to day camp as a kid. The thing I remember from my summers there were these two Israeli identical twins. Every week one would be my friend while the other would bully me. The next week they'd switch out.