I wonder if this is the prelude to an eventual reality series about the whole crazy white-trash Hantz family.

Yeah, but if he's trying to conceal his relationship to Russell, why would he choose him as his loved one? Plus, wouldn't a visit from Russell automatically put a giant target on his back?

I would like to congratulate whoever knocked up Hilary Duff.

The Offspring's "Americana" album has a kid on a swing, holding a cockroach the size of a teddy bear, about to be grabbed by a giant tentacle. He's wearing a leg brace, so he probably can't even outrun it if he tried.

Next time they shouldn't offer any clues to the Hidden Idol, period. They're apparently easy enough to find that someone often manages to do it without a clue. Let people wonder if there even is an Idol.

I think they have a hard time convincing memorable women to return to the show. I'm guessing Candace and Danielle from Heroes vs. Villains were REALLY far down on their list of people to ask.

You're forgetting Woody Allen.

Yeah, when I first learned they were bringing people back, I thought they'd bring Matt back for sure, just so he could actually play the game this time instead of rotting away in limbo for 39 days.

I'm curious to see how far Cochran gets in this game. If he improves fast, he could become like Rob Cesternino. Otherwise, he's the second coming of Skinny Ryan (Pearl Islands).

… whose wish for all the children of the world to be safe led to an even more shocking celebrity death the following day.

Wow, and that was NC-17! (Though I'm sure it would get an R today.)

Bar-ton Fink! Bar-ton Fink! Bar-ton Fink!

What will Fox call the show if it makes it past season 1?

I wonder the same thing about Noomi Rapace.

"Kesha is more interesting than every single popular country music singer I've heard in the last 15 years"
She's no Miranda Lambert, though.

Hey, Ralph Wiggum is comic gold! Every sweetly naive thing to come out of his mouth is hilarious.

I find it kind of amazing that Milhouse has had two girlfriends before Bart had any.

"We were like Romeo and Juliet, but it all ended in tragedy."

Milhouse is neither a nerd nor a geek.

If any Jews are out there getting laid tonight, it's because of this movie and Munich. Oh, and Inglourious Basterds.