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Midnight Noon
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My goo! My precious goo!

Will you be doing Battle of Shaker Heights as well?
That was a pretty lousy movie, though Shia LaBoeuf was quite good in it.

I don't think they do the Purple Rock anymore. It would have probably been a fire-building challenge.

Peeta and Gale
Hutcherson: Excellent choice, he's got Peeta's exact body type and he's a good actor.

"And just like EPMD, I don't like a bitch named J to the A to the N-E"
OK, now that I know who EPMD are, I wonder what this lyric (from Da Lench Mob's "Guerrillas in the Mist") refers to. Anyone know?

Hell froze over for those guys.

That Seether song's awesome!
I stand by my opinion.

used to be the kind of Hollywood leading man who could make you wonder how much longer it would be before this donut hole got ki
What the hell does that mean?

Also, "Olive turns into Barham" refers to Burbank, one of the most confusing cities to drive around in.

Huh… I thought it meant no one goes steady with one girl, because it's always good to have a bunch of different girls so you can pick the best one to be with on a Saturday night. Which sort of gives the title of the song a naughty connotation.

Otto proposes to Becky on The Simpsons
I'd seen the episode where the Simpsons take in a woman who starts usurping Marge's role (parodying "Hand That Rocks the Cradle") several times before, but when I caught it on TV recently (this is after I'd actually heard "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" several times on my iPod), I

Oz
I'm really curious to see this show, especially the performance by JK Simmons, who is always a joy to watch in everything else.

"I need the voice acting paychecks to feed my gambling addiction."
Funny, I was JUST remarking to my friend about Jennifer Tilly's pro poker career when this line came up.

There was no typo in the first paragraph. The rest of the article is filled with them, though.

Another way to describe it to modern audiences
It's like Observe and Report, but with a NYC cabbie instead of a mall cop.

"You talk real slow / 'Cause it's late and your mama don't know"
Shouldn't it be "talk real low"?

President Logan
Anyone notice that the woman entering Gregory Itzin's office called him Mr. President? Was that a slip-up?

This is what happens, Larry!
This is what happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!

The moment I first heard Weinstein was planning to trim the movie…
My immediate thought was, OK, I should stop putting off seeing it, before I'm stuck with the toothless version.

Patrick Wilson
The reason Josh Lucas stopped getting parts in movies.