And nary a mention about The Offspring. I mean yeah, they got real shitty fast once the year 2000 rolled around, but still, I'm pretty sure Smash was a gateway pop punk album for everyone.

I would like to see a take with Diane Kruger playing Helen of Troy as Asbergersy Detective from the Bridge.

Don't forget Dante's Peak (where the grandma's legs burned off) vs. Volcano (where Drew Carey's brother/dude from Zodiac's legs burned off).

*wipes sweat off forehead after failing to see Almost Human on here*

So now people are hating Anchorman 2 now eh. Anything featuring the Ghost of Stonewall Jackson is at least an A- in my book.

And not one comment about how their first album "Wildlife Pop" is pretty damn great. C'mon guys! They basically do what Passion Pit does best, but without all the suicidal lyrics!

"Welcome to Earf" is great and all, but the best Will Smith line in the movie comes when Jeff Goldblum is testing the alien ship's forcefield. Someone tries to shoot it, the bullet ricochets and you just hear Will Smith off screen yelling "WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU?!?"

I could not stand the last season (er, 2nd half of the gigantic 3rd season that aired in 2013), but these 2 episodes so far have been winners. Glad they brought the jokes this season instead of relying solely on gross out stuff.

Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors and… i'm no longer allowed at the local nunnery.

THIS

Yeah Downtown and Second Street are way nice. Stay away from North Long Beach though unless you like getting shot.

I was always real confused that the little girl grew up to have a super husky smokers voice. And that the Priest dude was into that.

I didn't really like the premiere much, which is strange considering they are usually so good at setting up the season long conflict arcs. But I don't give a shit about Ava, Detroit or this dumbass Dewey clan (which seems to be a dumber version of the Bennett clan) so hmmmmm.

I am looking forward to this because my Mom sat me down and made me watch The Thorn Birds when I was growing up. Pretty strange thing to do to your 14 year old son, but I'm sure i'm perfectly well adjusted after that.

And yet no one here mentioned the excellent opening line about Scotch on a Rainy Day (when it hadn't rained in months)… that right there made me so glad that New Girl's mini-break was over.

you mean Sacre BLEU!

Speaking of HBO and sex: Who here has seen the Alexandra Daddario gif/pics from the True Detective episode airing on Jan. 19? Probably the most glorious surprise of the year. Maybe of all time. It's up there with the day we killed Bin Laden. USA! USA! USA!

Don't even get me started about the great Flame Wars of 2030…

And why has everyone failed to mention Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls so far? Probably the best comedy sequel of the bunch and it took place in a totally different setting with just 1 returning cast member (or 2 if you count the monkey).

I never watched this show, but I am hoping for the finale to just be David Duchovny reminiscing about all the great boobage this show featured over the years with one 50 minute montage.