When the "Times the Raker" line drops, shit gets lit fam

Loved the first season, but the 2 hour premiere was a chore to get through. Not enough Elliot or Wellick. Instead we had a whole lot of moping around and a couple of shock moments that definitely didn't rival any of the moments from the first season.

Billy Costigan.

She's complaining about Jennifer Lawrence right? I think in this case, the problem is Anne Hathaway kinda just bugs people now.

Maybe I'd have paid attention more if the acting and writing wasn't so distractingly bad. But seriously, instead of showing all these twists develop, they just threw them all in a bunch of different long winded expository monologues.

Major LOL at the people saying this was a great episode. It was fucking impossible to follow along with. They dumped EVERYTHING all at once, and I had no fucking clue who was who (because its not like the show bothered to flesh out the side characters much before hand). The fact that Burris was the main killer was…

Between Another Period, Big Time in Hollywood, FL and Workaholics, Ben Stiller has been the ace in the hole for Comedy Central comedies this year.

See, the problem is these shows keep casting Terry O' Quinn as this older, rich confident dude, when he worked best as a poor, broken man that refused to be pigeonholed. Lets see more of that please. Put him on Better Call Saul or something.

Oh yeah they gave him a fake son right? I forgot what happened with that.

Well if the rumors about Channing Tatum leaving Gambit are true, we can start up the "Josh Holloway should play Gambit!" campaign that everyone backed 10 years ago. Too bad the dude is 46 now, and it'd be kinda creepy for him to bang a young Rogue (although that's probably old hat for Hollywood).

Speaking of everyone's love for Jack Coleman, didn't this dude also date Hayden Panittierre while they were both on the show (and she was like 18)?

This whole visit reminds me of James Franco's "Look at my Shit!" segment in Spring Breakers: there's a lack of substantive discussion about how shitty the show actually is, in favor of the producers' distracting everyone by parading out their flashy stars and props. And its especially funny since the press just goes…

Yeah I'm super confused by this. So Artemis isn't going to be on it? Because she was great as the person everyone shits on.

Yeah having now watched it, I can say that it has alot of potential to be great. The reality show angle isn't all that prevalent, and I like the idea of them throwing in random historical characters that they can fuck around with (like Helen Keller in the pilot).

The Assassins Creed mythology had both the most intriguing premise with some of the dumbest execution I've ever seen in a video game. And yet I'm somehow excited to see if actual Screenwriters could fix that ish.

Calling it AssCreed makes the movie all the more better for casting Michael F. Assbender in this. ITS THE ROLE HE WAS BORN TO PLAY BABY

As someone who hated Kroll Show (because I mostly hate all reality TV), but enjoys stuff like Drunk History and Childrens Hospital, plus Natasha Leggero and the rest of the loaded cast, will I dig this?

This might be the most perfect fit for a superhero casting since Jackie Earle Haley at Rorschach in Watchmen.

That impromptu performance out into the streets was one of my favorite Colbert Report episodes. This is a pretty good choice, since I assume old people love jazz still.

Its garbage and Larry Wilmore has no charisma at all. Dude always acts like he's trying too hard to be hip and cool, and constantly apologizes for dumb throwaway comments more often than a 25 year old dude stuck in the Friendzone.