I could really use…
…a bottle of water right now.

Butterfly
I hope this jackass ODs on camera so I can TiVo it and relive the glory. That song made me want to pistol whip every girl with a butterfly tramp stamp. Just seeing the lyrics in type spiked my blood pressure. I saw a wheat field and Fightin' Jesus.

Morris Day and the Time = Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

The death of my teenage libido
I was 18 when this came out. My then girlfriend wanted to go see this. I saw it had Dan Akroyd, so I figured it would be good for at least a few chuckles. We both left the theater about 30 minutes into the film, completely drained of any and all desire to fumble around clumsily in the…

The speaker shop next door to my repair shop uses Nickelback to test the volume threshold of their speakers. This means that at any given point in the day I can be assaulted by the sounds of Chad Kroeger pining on about wanting to be a rock star at a level loud enough to actually catch God's attention. I think I may…

"…inherited from Mohinder."
I believe you've stumbled upon Mohinder's ability. Mind numbing gullibility. Since Peter absorbs the powers of those around him, it would stand to reason that the chronic looks of confusion and his nagging new ability to be duped into the dumbest situations. If there's one thing he should…

The Bends was a damn good album.

The Further Stupidening
I believe i'm going to be using this to describe many, many things from now on.

Brilliant.

Noted and added to vocabulary.

Add It Up.
Like most people, my musical past is full of bad choices and embarrassing moments. I remember in 3rd grade listening to Huey Lewis and the News' "Four" and thinking I'd hit the music ceiling. As the years progressed, I entered into somewhat wiggerish territories with Run DMC and Public Enemy. It wasn't til…