The modern GOP, still attempting to definitively answer the question: If you're not white, straight, male, and Christian, are you really a "people" after all?

I'm glad it's Friday, so I can drown this out with hefty amounts of alcohol.

So you're saying I followed it perfectly and I'm a huge liar?

They got banned?!? I didn't realize that. That's so sad. What an amazing gimmick account.

I did not follow that explanation in the slightest. Do you mean to say that the total lack of comments on StarWipe is indicative of O'Neal not liking comments in general and being glad to be rid of Disqus?

Man, GamerGate. I remember when that was a bizarre, embarrassing fringe group. Remember when that seemed like a bizarre, embarrassing fringe group? Glad we came to our collective senses.

Man, GamerGate. I remember when that was a bizarre, embarrassing fringe group. Remember when that seemed like a bizarre, embarrassing fringe group? Glad we came to our collective senses.

Hold the presses! I need to publish this breaking news immediately on Gizmodo!

Our rescue is a big snorer, too. It's so adorable. She also likes to sleep on her back with her front paws tucked. We call her a land otter.

I can neither confirm nor den…OMG THIS BALL OF YARN MUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Gotta counter the Koch Brother investment in the DCEU somehow. It's all lobbyists around these parts.

"Least Snyder-y" doesn't mean "not Snydery." It just means less so than others, which it definitely was.

Yeah, I'm not trying to play wealthy person charity gatekeeper at all, and it's good to see she has been generous with time and money. I just don't think donating to Kesha is a great example of that.

Do they have an explanation for how the least Snyder-y DCEU movie received the best reviews and torched the others in domestic box office?

Coulson I'll grant, but it was obvious someone was going to die in Ultron within about 5 minutes, we just all assumed it was going to be Hawkeye.

Shut yo' mouth!

I feel like Whedon's propensity for abruptly killing off characters has been vastly overstated.

Yes, I realize that I'm splitting hairs, and I'm not saying that she's not doing a good thing by helping a friend (?) in a tough spot.

I like that every day since the news about this broke, the story has swung wildly between "IT'S FAR, FAR WORSE THAN ANYONE WILL POSSIBLY ADMIT" and "This is being blown egregiously out of proportion and the 'hackers' are idiot liars."

I feel like, on the scale of "millionaire celebrities doing things with their resources," donating money to help another white, female, already successful singer definitely counts as being charitable, but doesn't get a lot of extra credit.