Lizards dropping their tails is way cool but also super gross. I've seen it happen when my cats chase them. My cats have fallen for the tail every single time.

The downside of that is that anything you say in court is under penalty of perjury, so if you lie about being a fan to get on the jury, and then the judge finds our you're a fan, you go to jail!

"As Jezebel points out, these anti-Swiftie measures will likely result in a jury full of older men, which, in a case of a 27-year-old woman versus a middle-aged man, could turn out to be some hot bullshit."

Yeah, I mean, I'm not looking forward to it….but maybe they'll figure out a way to make it not unusably terrible and terrible looking. Maybe.

I've never actually tried to use Kinja, but, assuming that works, it will honestly dramatically improve certain super super super popular TV Club reviews - for example, prestige dramas on HBO.

This is a friendly reminder that Sean is a recovering addict and that, if he's surrounded by empty bottles, he most certainly did not drink them.

Who got drunk and left Alex alone late at night to let him post this as a Newswire?

Spidey thought

Recent "hacking" "success" stories:

Pretty sure that's why Martin writes on a DOS computer from the late '80s that still uses a tape drive. You can't hack what you can't turn on!

It's difficult to know whether the email or The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is worse.

THEY'RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS!

I like my coffee like I like my walkers.

Which, interestingly, is being adapted by Cinemax with a cast of actresses no older than 25.

It's unfortunate that the best of the three LotR movies got the least acclaim. I mean, I enjoy the series on the whole all the way through, but Fellowship is definitely the best, and it basically got left out to dry on the "Let's see where this all ends up" line.

Tommy Lee Jones is 70, Pitt is 53, and Negga is 35.

I like her with dark hair a lot better (there are older pictures of her ON THE INTERNET), but she is very pretty either way.

[passes out in bathtub with half-eaten hamburger in his mouth]

So it sounds like he should, you know, be a producer, exactly like the article suggests.

The whole extended interview sequence is brilliant. Catherine Tate's was my favorite (although, I come at that from a very biased direction), but all of them were amazing.