You left your mom's basement once and managed to sire two daughters? You sir. You are impressive indeed.

Wow did I not expect what I got when I got to the comments on this review. People have them some strong (though not at all unjustified) feelings about Sophia Coppola, which I guess just makes her appearance in Godfather 3 a microcosm of her entire career.

That's because they're underfunded and their career progression is based on their scorecard, so if they commit the resources to taking something to trial, they have an insanely disproportionate interest in proving their use of resources was right, regardless of what the evidence shows. Like most aspects of the…

I have to be honest, I wasn't sure where this was going, but I'm glad it did.

No he didn't. He cared about proving that Clinton and Co. were guilty.

"Judge Ketanji B. Jackson said she believed that Welch had 'good intentions' in charging into the restaurant"

The WGA and DGA rules are so obnoxious. I think they come from a good place of intending that people don't get wrongfully deprived of credit or given credit that's not due, but I feel like they need a very serious rework so there's a better or clearer connection between which names get which credits and what work…

Caroline, I know this has nothing to do with anything in this article, but I recently saw on your twitter that you rank Into Darkness the best of the three new Star Trek movies and, since I don't use twitter, I'm just going to post here that I cannot begin to fathom how anyone could possibly think that abomination of…

Point of order. Tabling a motion means you want an existing motion to no longer be considered.

For as stupid as budgets for movies are, at least most of that money is going to pay the salaries of the hundreds or thousands of people that work on them. I'm not saying it's efficient, but this isn't like a tax cut for the super rich or something, nor is it a charitable or social contribution.

Hey, that new yacht isn't going to pay for itself.

If it makes you feel better, this movie could make 0 dollars in the US, and still make a profit, even after P&A, based on China alone. Maybe that doesn't make you feel better.

Apropos of not that, how's my online business selling pictures of your feet going? Have we expanded to elbows or kneecaps yet?

And, at the time, it seemed basically impossible that anything could ever be worse than that.

Because a comment describing Brady as the worst quarterback and asking him to retire offworld should be taken at face value.

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A seizure.

Worst person. Worst quarterback. Please retire to another planet and save us ever having to see your smug, asshole face on television ever again.

Is the AVCAD just going to become the AV Club if/when that happens? We'll just post new threads there as newswires get posted and comments will happen in parallel?

In which we will awkwardly learn all of the reddit usernames of all of our favorite commenters.