So…..what are the chances Danielle Panabaker is willing to rock that haircut in addition to her super awesome new costume?

"IT'S ICE TO SEE YOU TODAY!"

Because this is 2017, her "random selection" was a trust fund baby who will inherit a billion dollars and already has a job working for mom's hedge fund making a million and change right out of college.

Please never use any of those words again. Thanks.

Yeah, I'm right there with you. I'm happy to eat octopus, but trying to figure out just how to get one of those in your mouth and to chew it without looking and feeling like an idiot sort of ruins everything.

By way of comparison, the budget for the first Sherlock Holmes movie, which was starring RDJ fresh off of Iron Man mega-stardom, was only $90M and the sequel was $125M.

I've found that the best way to approach izakaya is to tell them "I want to spend $50/$75/$100 on an omakase and I don't like [whatever]." Then you get the stuff the chef thinks is best and you know how much you're going to spend.

I forgot (again) that they spent $175M plus P&A on that new Arthur movie. Studios are completely inexplicable sometimes. How did no one at any point in that process stop to think about whether that made any sense at all.

Man is sea cucumber weird. When we go to traditional Shanghainese restaurants, my wife's family always orders it, and everyone is always expected to eat at least one piece because it's healthy for you in the way traditional Chinese medicine decides things are healthy for you because reasons.

It speaks to the strength of this show and its commitment to the concept that this episode still really worked without having listened to or seen any of Lemonade and only being aware of it as a pop culture phenomenon.

Not a doctor, so I struck that out so no one gets confused.

Fellowship has a lot of great action sequences. The battles got a lot bigger in the other two movies, but they also got a lot cheesier and CGI-ier, and nothing about Legolas skateboarding around or sliding down trunks will ever really be very cool. Those effects have not aged well.

I can't believe you took a huge dump on The Mummy Returns or even included it in these discussions. That movie knows exactly what it is and executes on it wonderfully. I also just don't think it fits the mold of movies in these segments very well? But I guess the exact parameters of AHoV are always a little fuzzy.

Is Kalamazoo on the hand or the bit that dangles off Wisconsin?

The most interesting thing about this comment is how far you went out of your way to specify that she's Iranian.

Man do I not get the level of contempt the mere mention of this woman's name engenders. Which is pointed more at the number of people who are taking this as an opportunity for potshots, rather than your or MLA's comment that you don't particularly like her. It's weird.

The last election cycle forced me to learn how to use filters and boy am I glad I did. Turns out reddit is about 10000x better when I never ever have to see those subreddits or people.

Do not recommend googling that disease.

This is a much better modification of that line than my attempt.

Say goodbye to ma little ticket.