You're damn right we did. We also like weird programs that changed your text into rainbow colors that moved up and down in squiggly patterns and freely advertising our location, age, and gender to whatever creeps happened to show up in Teen Chat 17, or whichever one you ended up in on any given night.

I would lose this game so very badly.

Seems at least vaguely plausible. The only question is which is the double and which is the original.

I expect my wife to do my laundry because she expects me to cook.

And also, they explicitly exempted themselves from the new one. The ACA: perfect, but only if you're in Congress.

He's too busy drinking himself stupid on Bud Light in a futile attempt to figure out where he went wrong.

Turns out the death panel asks only two questions:

This is the fairly consistent response I've heard from most people in my circle. Since November 8th, most days have been at least tinged by some level of existential dread.

Ironic that the standard for progressive healthcare in the US is named after a former Republican presidential candidate.

I would watch the hell out of Cookin' With Hot Pie, which I'm imagining as a half hour Arrested Development-style sitcom in the kitchens of Westeros.

Well that's fascinating. Thanks for the link.

Granted, but neither of whom, notably, appeared in this trailer.

Geddy Lee appeared on the news to respond, but, sadly, his vocal register is higher than the human ear is capable of hearing.

You want an ear? I can get you an ear.

Ask her tomorrow.

Is this supposed to be an advertisement or a reminder that we're all going to get old and that nothing can stop the crushing inevitability of time?

I would generously describe that picture as a complete disaster.

Been a decade and change since I last picked up the book so I'd totally forgotten that detail. Good pull. Thanks.

The fact that, despite controlling both houses of Congress and the White House, they can't pass legislation, tells me that your representation of monolithic, united conservatism in America is not accurate.

I assume the header photograph was taken from a milk carton. It's so sad that, after over 20 years, we still haven't found Metallica. So strange for such high profile people to disappear without a trace.