Would you describe everything he's done as, for example, not good enough?

I'm going to go ahead and guess that you're either confusing him for someone else or don't actually know the production history of any of his shows.

I'm glad this happens to other people. At one point in my life, showers were a refreshing break.

When he's counting his regrets, this won't even make the top ten. Top twenty, maybe.

Have you ever seen the White House filled with elaborate corpse tableaus?

Was that the third one? If so, everyone was terrible in it, so everyone simultaneously gets blamed and gets a pass, except Mike Myers, who was responsible.

Pretty sure I could tell because I have to wear sunglasses when I look at your profile picture, Mr. Pasty.

All happy hip-hop families are alike. All unhappy hip-hop families are unhappy like the Lyons on Empire.

Coming this summer to quaint suburban front lawns everywhere!

Karen Gillan is closer to the line, but it's baffling that Rose McIver in Liv makeup in her lab coat costume is so much more attractive to me than Rose McIver on the red carpet or something. I have no rational explanation for how that can be the case.

Is this a big screen spin off of the parents from Pretty Little Liars? Will we finally learn how they escaped the basement?!?

Like when his explicitly-unable-to-understand-or-use-metaphor character calls a character who has never exhibited any sexual proclivities one way or another a whore?

Karen Gillan stars as Nebula and Rose McIver stars as Liv in the unexpected spinoff: "Two Attractive People Who Are Inexplicably Even More Attractive In Bizarre Makeup For Inhuman Characters"

Lobot is always the right answer when you're looking for a whipping boy in the Star Wars universe.

Has she said that?!?

I enjoy this joke.

- JJ Abrams, presumably

I like that you've dropped three of the movies, but will suffer the existence of the Holiday Special.

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No, no, you don't understand. I just flew halfway across the galaxy with this 12 pack of Degobah Ice and a bunch of holovids to tell his parents that he was getting in trouble. The universe really is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I'm sure glad someone's looking out for this kid.