Oh you. He doesn't have a day job.

Who do you think he is? Jared Leto?

Nothing strange about your tail.

"Well heeled towns?"

No. That stupid animatronic gypsy machine is the creepiest aspect of Big.

That is essentially the difference for me. I feel like there's some "missing the forest for the trees" going on with this comparison. Maybe TFA was technically better written, but I spent the whole time feeling the artifice and the repetition. With Rogue One, I was on board from start to finish. It was like a mainline…

While both were painfully truncated, I feel like both Dead Like Me and Hannibal had satisfying conclusions. Obviously I would've loved more of both, but I feel like he was able to finish his thought.

Yeah, I think the book is too long and a bit too in love with itself (probably a valid criticism of much of Gaiman's output, frankly), but I'm very excited for the blend.

Especially given that American Gods is yielding nigh universal praise thusfar.

Wait, Netflix paid for this show to distribute it internationally, but in the US we're stuck watching it (if at all) on CBS All Access?!? Truly the worst of all possible worlds.

To be fair, a can of soup with PTSD is more qualified than Trump, so that's not saying much.

Because he doesn't want to dilute his brand or something? Or did he have a public falling out with the rest of the cast?

Presumably she will also take off her shirt for no particularly well-justified reason, and then do something that really tests your ability to find super awkward interactions titillating.

And falls into a pool of flesh-eating chemicals!

I never watch the videos and don't play the game, and you lose nothing by turning the episode off as soon as he says "and now time for the field trip!"

Jawlines: A Study In Contrast

For obvious reasons, I did not see that. And don't plan to.

I didn't say it was a bad movie, just that it was a little half-assed compared to the rest of his output. And it should be specifically noted that, frequently, one of the problems with Mike Myers is that his commitment renders him unable to have any perspective. Which leads to stuff like The Love Guru.

Love him or hate him, you can never question Myers's commitment. That guy has never done anything half-assed. Except maybe Waynes World 2.

So….. Sword Art Online by way of Forgetting Sarah Marshall?