aw, self-publishing! aren't you the adorablest.

psst… you have nothing of value to communicate anyway! so don't even bother in the first place

yes…..YES…. the failure is magnificent! i will buy this book and jack off into it! then buy it again and jack off again! fuck writers

sybaritic? someone's been eating walter chaw's asshole, huh?

*scrape, scrape*

man, i would do some fucking evil shit to that blonde

"Heh. Did I OFFEND you there??"

gee, this guy doesn't sound like a gigantic douchebag in the slightest. another great column, guys!

That novella was astonishing and exquisite! They'll see one day!

Dennis Perkins: bet you're regretting that liberal arts degree now, huh?

hmm yase, "suck my dog's dick." this actually has important things to say about how we live now. it's not at all the brain droppings of a schizo.

if you listen to wesley willis and see nothing wrong with that, you're a bad person

yeah, i'm not so hot on le guin, but she's leagues beyond king

with jews, you lose

lol if that's the only difference you see

"Vladimir Nabokov or Stephen King or Ursula K. Le Guin or Virginia Woolf"

yes….YEESSS

i'll say. he couldn't write a rock n roll part 2 if he tried!

hey! let's list who songs that suddenly seemed kinda suspect in light of pete's kiddie porn "research!"

around this time i heard her on vin scelsa's idiot's delight radio show, and she said stipe had the voice of a cello. excellent way of putting it, and it's been a shame to see his voice become the blunt, ragged thing it is now.