gravity always wins

haunter? i don't even know her!

krista will never go out with you

but they're not experimental so much as abrasive and off-putting. those songs aren't about doing something different; they knew exactly what they were doing, and the songs hit the marks they were meant to hit.

"They appeal to the lowest common denominator of the masses."

that's what your mom said last night

clearly i remember picking on the boy
seemed a harmless little FIRST

atta boy!

i bet you made honor roll all through high school

"Niggaz?  On my dick?"

where's the idi amin gimmick poster when you need him?

ben's the worst thing about that show.  so, so fucking boring and completely miscast

they should, gilbert gottfried isn't getting enough work these days

HEHEHEHE ITS THAT SHOW FROM THAT SHOW IVE SEEN IT RELATIVELY FEW PEOPLE HAVE BUT I HAVE HEHEHEHEH

or netflix could pick it up!  that couldn't possibly suck!

"butter is the butter of the butter"

the best lesson for any asshole with artistic pretentions to learn

@avclub-7624778793b762d4744afae86485c0b8:disqus joyce didn't win either

lol mccarthy.  that's so cute you think he deserves a nobel prize

by the standard of fucking mattering, which is nearly impossible for a north american writer to do anymore.  alice munro's writing is boring and small.  she couldn't write a handmaid's tale if her fucking life depended on it