some asshat nominates bob dylan every year too.  that'd be the ultimate troll, if he won that

the homosexual agenda at work

the tumblr is strong with this one

everyone in roxbury settles for roxbury

not when you hear the umpteenth sensitive guitar dude sing that line you won't be

penis?

um, excuse me, it's rock over london, rock ON chicago.  n00b

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus "innovation."  with "excellence" as a close second

because you only count if you're a ceo, right?  douchebag

did you know ricky gervais is an atheist?

FIRE BAD!!!!

they finally got around to airing my biopic, i see

merelya lark!  my favorite 1920's socialite!

the burns the burns quick get me calomine lotion ahh

i know, rate?

oh no you got me good there guy

who cares?

amen.  she can't write a decent sentence to save her life, but she gets a pass because multiculturalism *makes jerking off motion*

i thought "set in some indeterminate rural America that exists solely in the minds of screenwriters" was a top-notch burn, too

The AV Club: disorganized collections of jerks