occasionally contrived?  uh, yeah?

death cab for cutie and the boxer

well, he's only being…

zing?

crust punks are the worst thing

and that's not even your dad!

"original"

yeah, it's more like "take-my-LADYYYYYYYYYY-please" amirite???

oh for the love of cod!

as well she should.  "common people" is the only thing smugger than aaron sorkin

heh.  sounds like someone didn't do any squats today

oh, well, sure.  but he's not gay, is he?  women have standards; there's no way any woman's sleeping with him without an ulterior motive

what, for real?  people would have sex with that?

BUNRED

do you think brian posehn ever says to himself, "oh my god, THAT'S what i look like??  how did this happen?"  because he really should

plus, betas are fish that kill each other.  that's pretty raw

if the poster's 8 by 12 feet maybe

eh, yeah, they're funny.  maybe not intentionally though

she's fat

"distaff?"  you've been reading walter fucking chaw again, haven't you?