i wouldn't write a screenplay for all the tea in china.  film's a terrible medium, too much money involved, and money ruins everything

good effort, but ultimately just a poor man's cookie monster.  C+

oh no you got me good there guy

the protagonist is a good-looking woman, of course it applies

oh no, the pretty girl doesn't know which of the endless stream of men throwing themselves at her feet to live with!  whatever will she do!  this totally sounds like a character i give a flaming blue shit about!

form of shitty movie!

a rich kid using daddy's name to cut the line in daddy's business has no idea what the real world is like?  color me shocked!

you don't, actually

nah but u dnt understand, thur like rilly deep once u get 2 know thum

the virgin suicides is shit.  no one would have given it the time of day if she didn't have that last name

good, i love to watch that coattail-riding cipher fail

poor ross

It's dangerous to go alone.  Take a taxi.

yeah, sedaris is less "cutesy" than "quirky," which is infinitely worse

troof

@avclub-0592cd603d4801529227f55223d0d612:disqus dang, more boring than wilco?  that's cold

nah.  after finding out mike judge is a republican the whole thing just leaves a bad taste in your mouth

yes, all film should aspire to the cinematic heights of erin brockovitch

omg u guys this makes me feel so meaningful

…Because they never do any foreplay first.