no, it's my wedding

BIOTRUTHS

pet owners=slave owners

i don't know about you, but your mother sure loves me

i may be a troll, but i am also right

"unlike, says Gabby Douglas"

gaiman's story is the best in the book?  woof, no thanks

this paul…mccartney, was it?  he sounds interesting, thanks for the tip

don't you mean ah-so'dowd?

i think i've found the chink in the av club's armor!

i don't mean musically so much as lyrically.  you'd think he'd have run out of things to say about creeks or papa or bibles or scented candles or whatever the fuck else, but i guess not

so how many bible names and affected sepia-toned folksy bullshit is in this one?

mr. beam never said anything, so that makes sense

must've been the diabetus

jesus christ superstar owns, dude

pretty nice, the animals i've trapped have all become my pets

@afla:disqus i thought i just maimed him but now…

what exactly has it changed?  what rules?  where do you see its influence?  this is ridiculous, you're all cultural retards if you seriously think this show is anything but a spitball that is in dire need of scraping off the ceiling

"the foremost pop-culture achievement of the 20th century?"  "one of Western civilization’s premier accomplishments?"  nigga, you need help.  start by reading some books that aren't ghostwritten autobiographies of kiss members

up top, brah!