the "save rock and roll" tour opens at mohegan sun.  bless 'em

blame feminism for this.  you know you want to, i can see it in your balls

for sure.  i'm hip and sassy, with my middle finger on the pulse of the now.  i'm down with the generation *does three snaps in a z-formation*

have you been, liek, feeling lonely and meaningful lately?  forget sarah, man, she's a bitch, you're better off without her

did it have as much affected quirk as this thing?  as the magic 8 ball likes to say, "signs point to yes"

this guy sounds like the biggest choad to ever walk the earth

"started"

the opposite of a novelist?  somebody who's actually done some shit in their life instead of sitting in writing workshops and going to grad school

well, that may well be (i don't know his stuff at all).  fucked if i'm gonna find out for myself though

In Ron Currie Jr.’s new novel, Flimsy Little Plastic Miracles, a
wildly popular novelist is accused of faking his own death to become a
tragic success story, and even he believes he’s guilty. Explaining
himself for his memoir, the novelist—also named Ron Currie Jr.-

he'll say it was the right thing to do

i can get on board with this

shouldn't nabin have reviewed this?  he could make it a pre-emptive my year of flops.  (gonna wager it's a failure)

insult to food fight right there

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus I've got nothing good to say about Merritt and the gang regarding their
performance style other than "it'll do." His ultra-deep voice is
interesting, but otherwise, the music (as recorded) seems like an
afterthought.

but taken in context, those songs seem suspect too.  my biggest peeve about merritt is that he seems to be above the emotions he's describing in his songs.  which, fuck you

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus gee, that's an endorsement

@avclub-ad45e11f2e88b8963920c79cd1d8755e:disqus yup.  girlfriend dragged me to see them live, and he looked like he couldn't give any less of a shit if he tried.  he does admittedly write some clever lines, but nothing ever rises above the level of "clever."  all his songs sound like academic exercises, especially…

…in which time you could have been listening to music you actually liked

nah, i still post here now and then