because dance pop is all surface, so if you're going to make it, polish the fuck out of it.  nobody wants a wedding cake with just a faint little coating of icing on it.  glob that shit on.  it's there to be looked at, nobody actually wants to eat the thing

@avclub-c5a29b1cb50b623be71e28e80dd73007:disqus i don't believe you

the follow-up will take on why the kids all seem to love the grudge rock these days

this about does that job, i reckon

and?

"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we're on fire.  ANGEL FIRE!"

yahoo

wouldn't watch this if you paid me, but i'm gonna guess there's more than a little misogyny in what he says to the heckler.  oh please tell me i'm right

fuck those elitist hipster dickheads at vice for making fun of those smelly hippies in phish!

lord knows i love hating things, but phish really doesn't belong in the same heap as dane cook and fred durst

AV Club on AV Club

russell hoban anyone?  bread and jam for eusa

never bring a gun to a rhino war

you're the adorablest

you're friends with bill clinton? 

psh, whatever.  everybody knows only hipsters live in williamsburg anyway

well, hey, that's why it's called acting

zach braff as a flying monkey

this song blows

yeah, pretty much.  anything that makes people feel like they're more important than they really are — which is not at all — deserves all the scorn it gets