(sniffle) I was…just trying…to do my job…as a…TV critic…and they all…ganged up on me..and said I was…stupid (sniffle)…I was…in my…living room…and I was…writing…a review…in my…underwear…and I…looked at my…review…and thought I looked…kinda smart..so later on…I put the review up…on…The A.V. Club…and…I typed in…