You'd like that, wouldn't you, you little piece of shit?

Well now we kill commies by giving as much money as possible to the ultra-rich.

That's different from the U.S. how?

I'd hit it.

We don't like Hugh Laurie? Weird. He's awesome, and would be perfect.

Danny Boyle?

Spacey was oddly terrible as Luthor, which was puzzling because it seems like he was made for the part. Some of his lines were clearly meant to be funny, but he pulled back from them. Other times it felt like his head was in a different movie. It's hard to describe what was so off, but it was definitely off. Parker…

Hugh Laurie is the only Dr. Strange.

The Master needed to lose about 15 minutes near the end. It got to the final stretch and then just kind of floundered for a bit. If not for that it might have been my favorite movie of the year (it's still in my top 10).

A bunch of comments got deleted from the Her thread. Two were debating the hotness of Scarlett Johanessen, which I suppose falls under disparaging someone's appearance.

Pedophiles go after little kids. He's a statutory rapist. There's a pretty big difference between having sex with a 15 year-old and a 4 year-old.

Ben Affleck?

The correct third line was: "challenge accepted".

I was excited to see a review so long. The 3 paragraph ones don't even feel like reviews, they feel like summaries.

It took some balls to make. Near the end he has a "breakdown", saying things like "I've ended my career", and given what he was doing in real life, in public, on Letterman, it's hard not to imagine some of it was real panic. If some really talented directors hadn't adopted him, he could easily have ended up drifting…

This is a good year for movies. I can't wait to see it.

A short list of the ridiculous things that happen in Iron Man 3:

No, no Iron Man 3.

And now I have a reason to see Trance.

Doors slamming or loud noises don't count as cheap scares