I was raised with only the slightest hint of Protestantism (Dutch Reformed, to be exact), i.e. I was baptized but we never went to church and I went to a secular school.
 
Also, I was given a children's bible but it was presented more as another one of my storybooks, although it was explained to me that this particular…

They'll see Saint Peter waving from such great heights.

They'll see Saint Peter waving from such great heights.

That would make for one heck of a suave, sophisticated parade.

That would make for one heck of a suave, sophisticated parade.

Will he be coming out as a silver fox next?

Will he be coming out as a silver fox next?

That's good news.

That's good news.

No, it was just at a regular club, unfortunately. But I like way you think.

No, it was just at a regular club, unfortunately. But I like way you think.

Everyone was fully dressed at this particular foam party. That might be an anomaly though..

Everyone was fully dressed at this particular foam party. That might be an anomaly though..

On Friday I went to a foam party for the first time. It was absolutely gross but a lot of fun.

On Friday I went to a foam party for the first time. It was absolutely gross but a lot of fun.

Wow, this episode was pretty darn great. I'm starting to feel White Collar levels of affection for this show.

Wow, this episode was pretty darn great. I'm starting to feel White Collar levels of affection for this show.

There are people out there who legitimately think that?

There are people out there who legitimately think that?

Thank you for saying that. I really do hope it helps him.