Oooh is that American Apparel? I prefer that my plain white tees be made in Californian sweatshops instead of Chinese sweatshops. It's just the right thing to do, you know?

Take the blue pill. Free your comments.

Pop Goes the Yeezel.

Folding a pre-set number of turkey-based bologna cold cut slices onto a piece of bread and then squirting mayo onto it for the corporate-designated number of seconds (which is apparently, like, twelve, are you trying to kill me?) is truly the great art of our time.

They do in the porn parody of Mork and Mindy, Porkin' Mindy.

"This stalemate is going to lead to the Nazi's (and maybe Lydia too) threatening Walt's kids"

Ben Affleck: "Why is NASA training oil drillers to be astronauts? Woudn't it be easer to teach astronauts how to drill?"

You missed that chapter where the kid briefly ends up in a gothy PG-13 teen sex multiverse?

"Related" insofar as it's "deliberately engineered to remind you of that", yes.

Right? If not for that Hunger Games song getting them national attention, they would still be "soulful" underground darlings.

Huh, disappointing. I love Neko with the New Pornographers, but I've had difficulty getting into her solo. Fox Confessor inspired some good naps, though.

Dear Paul (Saint, apparently),

"I'm'a thank him!"

Listen, my office just did a Call Me Maybe video this week. It could be worse.

The correct taxonomy is maddenus turduckeni, or commonly known as the "turducken". It is the result of a three-way symbiotic relationship between a duck, which lives inside a chicken, which lives inside a turkey. It only has six legs.

I do look a LITTLE bit different in real life.

Thanks. Prom flashbacks are a great way to start a rainy Tuesday.

G4: "Like watching game videos on YouTube, except you can't decide what you watch!"

The only people who wear suits to work any more are people who sell suits.

iMothership